For the past few weeks, Grumpy Young Man columnist Jared Story has been feverishly tweeting his thoughts on the “No Hockey League.” We asked him for his Top 10 funniest NoHL tweets and he said “they’re all funny, god dammit”. For more NoHL updates, follow Jared at @jrockarolla.
No Hockey League update: The Toronto Maples Leafs are having their best season since 93-94.
— Jared Story (@jrockarolla) December 11, 2012
NoHL update: Brooklyn bound, the Islanders consider a name change, esp. one that will increase ticket sales. Early favourite: The Rangers.
— Jared Story (@jrockarolla) December 13, 2012
No Hockey League update: Wild’s Cal Clutterbuck to change name. Consulting with NHL alumni Zarley Zalapski, Ron Tugnutt and Darren Puppa. — Jared Story (@jrockarolla) December 12, 2012
NoHL update: Brooklyn bound, the Islanders consider a name change, esp. one that will increase ticket sales. Early favourite: The Rangers. — Jared Story (@jrockarolla) December 13, 2012
NoHL update: The CBC is considering reviving Battle of the Blades. Says Sidney Crosby: “Every boy in Canada dreams of being Kurt Browning.”
— Jared Story (@jrockarolla) December 13, 2012
NoHL update: Gary Bettman says the No Hockey League is considering expansion. “We’re exploring options to not bring hockey to more people.”
— Jared Story (@jrockarolla) December 14, 2012
NoHL update: Ducks coach Bruce Boudreau fired, to be replaced by Emilio Estevez. — Jared Story (@jrockarolla) December 16, 2012
NoHL update: Dustin Byfuglien’s recent weight gain forces True North to print “obstructed view” on every ticket. — Jared Story (@jrockarolla) December 16, 2012
NoHL: Cheveldayoff on signing Grant Clitsome: “He was hard to find. We didn’t want to put too much pressure on him. He’s really responded.”
— Jared Story (@jrockarolla) December 14, 2012
NoHL update: Maple Leafs coach Randy Caryle suffers concussion in bicycling accident. TSN Radio reports he wasn’t wearing a helmet.
— Jared Story (@jrockarolla) December 16, 2012
NoHL: Teemu Selanne charged w/ multiple counts of indecent exposure. Anaheim police chief: “We’ve finally caught the Finnish Flasher.”
— Jared Story (@jrockarolla) December 21, 2012
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Jared Story is a stand-up comedian and freelance writer. Yes, it’s a pen name. His real name is Dave, Dave Story. Follow him on Twitter at @jrockarolla.