Canada overpays for a ship design, the UN decides to crack down on robots, and China tries to keep people from making fun of their new penis building. Read More
North Korea sentences a U.S. man to 15 years of hard labour, a U.K. salesman of fake bomb detectors is given 10 years in prison, and College Humor pays some idiot $2,600 for his dreadlocked banana. Read More
Jason Collins becomes the first openly gay professional athlete in America, Virgin Galactic completes their first rocket-powered flight, and NASA releases photos of a wild storm on Saturn. Read More
The Prime Minister of Syria is nearly assassinated, the New York Times uncovers a C.I.A. plot in Afghanistan, and the Rolling Stones play a show in L.A. for $20. Read More
The U.S. Government finds evidence of the use of chemical weapons in Syria, country legend George Jones dies at 81, and a Canadian university professor says it might be a good idea to eat your boogers. Read More
The House of Commons passes another anti-terrorism bill, a Winnipeg woman dies by assisted suicide in Zurich, and a U.S. biotech company has started 3-D printing functioning livers. Read More
Dozens of people are dead after a building collapses in Bangladesh, Xbox Live users can now order pizza through their accounts, and a meme inspired by Harry Potter takes the internet by storm. Read More
RCMP foil an attack on a Canadian train, Israel accuses the Syrian regime of using chemical weapons, and Marvel releases a trailer for 'Thor: The Dark World'. Read More
Carly Rae Jepsen and Leonard Cohen clean up at the Juno Awards, prisoners at Gitmo go on a hunger strike, and Durex makes it possible to rub your lover's junk from another continent. Read More
One of the suspects in the Boston bombings is killed, scientists discover two more potential Earths, and Iron & Wine changes his sound with 'Ghost on Ghost'. Read More
Canadian icon Rita MacNeil passes away at 68, New Zealand legalizes same-sex marriage, and Warner Bros. releases an intense new trailer for 'Man of Steel.' Read More
Deadly explosions kill three people at the Boston Marathon, Iran gets hit with a 7.8 magnitude earthquake, and most people are still just watching Psy's "Gentleman." Read More