Grumpy Young Man: Thoughts
Kids are fat these days. No joke. Just a comment Read More
Grumpy Young Man: A tepid cheers to indifference
The only thing stupider than hating Nickelback is liking Nickelback. Complete indifference is the only correct emotion. Read More
Grumpy Young Man: God is the J.D. Salinger of his generation
What I’m saying is that God’s a bit of a one-hit wonder. And not even a good one as he was nowhere on MuchMore’s list of the Top 100 one-hit wonders. Well, unless God was in Right Said Fred Read More
Grumpy Young Man: The naturopath and slippery elm
In the fall of 2009, I got sick. Then, I just stayed sick. I’m not going to go into details, all you need to know… Read More
Grumpy Young Man: Instagram and the end of the world
Now, I’ve never used Instagram. I almost did once, that was until I found out it wasn’t a speedy marijuana delivery service. Read More
Top 10 of 2012: No Hockey League tweets
For the past few weeks, Grumpy Young Man columnist Jared Story has been feverishly tweeting his thoughts on the “No Hockey League.” We asked him… Read More
Grumpy Young Man: The house tour
“Oh, so this is where the magic happens.” Yeah. Sure. Read More