It’s partly a weather thing. The more I can cover up my body, the better. Read More

People were pissed to wake up on Monday morning and find out their newsfeed/tweets contained information about the series finale of Breaking Bad. “How could you?” tweeted the world. Read More

This summer, I didn’t go to any weddings. For a 29 year old, that’s impressive. Read More

If Kutcher is convinced brains and not beauty is why he’s considered sexy, then he’s Punk’d himself. Read More

On Monday, Grumpy Young Man informed us that he’s on vacation. Actually, he said “I’m drunk, leave me alone.” Anyway, as a compromise, he sent us his favourite, funniest tweets of the last two weeks. Read More

Sometimes Grumpy Young Man spends the weekend drinking too much grumpy juice and fails to cobble his crotchety thoughts into any sort of storyline. Read More

Beyond stupidity, the reason people are leaving their dogs to die in oven-like autos is because people can’t go anywhere anymore without bringing their pet along. Read More

Last Tuesday, the American Medical Association voted to define obesity as a disease, although calling obesity a disease seems extremely insensitive, you know, to people who actually have diseases. Read More

“Hey, we’re having a party, should we hire a clown, a comedian or a Chartered Accountant?” Read More

Sometimes Grumpy Young Man has a hard time cobbling his crotchety thoughts into any sort of linear storyline. Read More

Nothing says “I’m a douchebag” like white frames. Throw in a popped collar and a Bud Light and you might find yourself at Whiskey Dix. Read More

Besides being a media hotbed, Dauphin is known for a water-born outbreak of giardiasis, a parasitic disease popularly known as “beaver fever.” Read More

Rest in peace is dumb, especially if you’re not religious/spiritual. That being said, it’s a perfectly nice sentiment, so I’ll let it slide. R.I.P., however, rest in peace’s even more utilized acronym, I just can’t stand. Read More

Speaking of boys, there’s a new Pope. Read More